Price: $10.00

I bought this for 2 bucks at a thrift store some time ago. It's heavy and oldish and is definitely not a good tennis racquet, but it happens to be the onliest tennis racquet in my possession at this particular moment in time, so therefores you cannot have it unless you want it so badly that you are willing to shell out 10 dollars for the pleasure of owning it.

This truly is not an item worth purchasing.